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It was pretty cool of Milton's parents
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to let him have his party
here at the go-kart track.
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It's better than last year
when he had his party
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at the same time as his little sister's.
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Teddy bear theme in the front yard,
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pirate theme in the backyard.
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Hey, I thought his sister's pirate party
was a blast.
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Whoo.
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I think I'm gonna sit it out for a while.
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My stomach is up in my throat
after that last ride.
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I didn't see you out on the go-kart track.
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Oh, I wasn't.
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I was over in the rocket ship
by the ball pit.
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They should put a safety warning
on that thing.
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Guys, you gotta check this out.
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The driver in the blue kart
is tearing up the track.
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- (tires screeching)
- (engines revving)
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Whoa. It looks like
he might break the course record.
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You know, I could have broke
the course record
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if Jerry wasn't driving the wrong way
and crashed me into the wall.
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Hey, I was going the wrong way
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because I dropped my corn dog
at the start line.
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And my family lives by a code.
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(speaking Spanish)
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What's that mean?
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No corn dog left behind.
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Oh, he's on his last lap.
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It's gonna be close.
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Announcer: Three minutes and 21 seconds.
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that's a new track record, folks.
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- Oh. That was awesome.
- That was amazing.
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That was Kim?
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Kim, you can really drive.
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Were you trying
to break the course record?
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No, I just really gotta go
to the bathroom.
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Yo, check it out. There's my corn dog.
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- No, Jerry. No!
- No, Jerry. Don't!
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(cars crash)
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(Jerry groans)
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Got it.
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(theme music)
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪
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♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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Like my shirt?
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I got it from Carol Miller
for my birthday.
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(clicking tongue)
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You know,
a girl doesn't give a boy a turtleneck
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unless she's trying to say something.
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(clicking tongue)
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Maybe she's trying to say
you have an ugly neck.
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(gasps, clicking tongue)
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Hey, did you guys see
what's in Phil's window?
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Oh, are you talking about the cockroaches
trying to claw their way to freedom?
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No. This flyer.
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Oh, the Junior National 500 Go-kart Race
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is being held here
at the Seaford Racetrack.
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Kim, you've got to do this.
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Guys, do you know how much money
that would take?
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I mean, the go-kart, the pit crew,
highlights for my hair.
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What? When I win,
I'm gonna look good doing it.
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Guys, all we need is a sponsor.
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Yeah. That's not gonna be a problem.
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Oh, we'll just wait for some crazy man
with a lot of money
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to come rolling in here.
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I'll have a number seven platter.
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Oh, and can you make change
for this giant sapphire?
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Oh, you know what? Just keep it.
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Oh, good, Milton.
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You've finally covered up
that ugly turkey neck of yours.
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Bobby, how would you like
to sponsor a go-kart team?
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Absolutely not.
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We'll put your face on the kart.
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I'm in. Daddy loves his face.
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Come on! ♪
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Hey, Rudy.
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I just came by
to have you sign a petition I'm starting
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to name you the world's sexiest sensei.
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Uh, I'd have to be pretty full of myself
to sign my own pet...
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Do you have a pen?
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Yes.
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Wait, this is from your school.
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You didn't finish your community service?
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And now, thanks to your signature,
I won't have to.
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Jerry, volunteering is very important.
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Everyone should do it.
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Let me ask you,
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when was the last time
you did something for your fellow man?
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I mean, just today, I was at clown burger
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and some lady walked away
and left her cheeseburger on the counter.
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That's great.
So you ran after her and you gave it back?
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Oh, no, I ate it immediately knowing
she wouldn't want it to go to waste.
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(sighs sharply)
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Jerry, volunteering can be very rewarding.
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What was it that you were supposed to do?
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I was supposed to bring meals
and help out some old man.
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Well, not only are you gonna do it,
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but I'm gonna go with you.
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Wow, Rudy.
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You have a huge heart, huh?
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I love helping people.
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(cellphone rings)
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- Oh, sorry.
- (beeps)
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Hello, mother?
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Ooh. That sounds painful.
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No, no, no, I can't.
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No, I can't.
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Just pack it in ice
and drive yourself to the hospital.
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Come on, Jerry.
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Let's go help some people.
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Oh, hey. Kim, check it out.
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When you sign up
for the big race tomorrow,
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you get one of these cool pens.
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(engine revs)
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It's a "Vroom Vroom" pen.
(chuckles)
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Look, Jack, I don't care
about some cheesy pen.
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What I care about is you
coming down here to support me.
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I mean, it really shows
how important I am to you.
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And you just want me to shut up
so you can play with your pen, don't you?
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So badly.
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(engine revs)
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Hi, I'm Luc Monaco.
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Chairman of the Racing Association.
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Looking to sign up for a race, son?
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Uh, actually,
uh, I'm gonna be the one racing.
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Hence the highlights.
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You can't race in this division.
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You're a girl. Tell her, dad.
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Tad's right. You're a girl!
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Which means you have to race
in the girls' division, hon.
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But my time is better than almost everyone
in the boys' division, hon.
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You could put on
one of those cute little outfits
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and wave the checkered flag when I win.
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You'd look really good in one--
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But that's not the point.
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She has every right to race with the guys.
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Not gonna happen.
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You know,
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you may have taken away
my ability to race,
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but you will never take away
my "Vroom Vroom" pen.
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Those pens are for racers only.
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Fine.
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(grunts)
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One "Vroom Vroom" pen for the little lady.
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- Thank you.
- (engine revs)
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You're a smart man.
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(loudly)
Hello, Harvey.
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I'm Rudy, and this is Jerry.
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And we're your volunteers.
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I'm not deaf!
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And you're late.
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(groans)
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This turkey sandwich
is supposed to come with chips.
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Uh, it's the boy's fault.
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Rudy, you ate those--
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Respect your elders, Jerry.
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Am I right, Harv?
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All right.
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Let's just get to your chores.
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One of you has to help me with my pottery,
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the other one has to plunge the toilet.
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Pottery, pottery, pottery!
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You don't want to switch, do you?
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No, I certainly do not.
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All right, you work this with your hands
till you get it nice and soft.
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So I can sculpt my cups.
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That's my hobby.
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(grunts)
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You know, this clay feels kind of weird.
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What kind is it?
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Clay? What clay?
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- That's my earwax.
- (spits)
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I want to switch, Rudy! I want to switch!
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♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪
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Hey.
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Bobby have any luck finding a new driver
for our kart?
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No, but I know of someone.
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- Great. Who?
- You, Jack.
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You've got the high score
at that racing game at Phil's, Spin Out.
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And you've got amazing reflexes.
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You know what? You're right.
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And it would be fun to wipe
that smug smile off tad's face.
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He embarrassed Kim.
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Maybe I'll embarrass him.
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And I did just get highlights.
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Bobby: Guys, guys.
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Guys, I was searching all over the track
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and I found two excellent candidates
to drive our kart.
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Oh, well--
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I want you to help me decide.
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This is Mike the Missile.
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(Bobby chuckles)
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And this is Tonga!
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Both: Whoa.
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Behold...
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The Wasabi kart.
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- Wow.
- All right.
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Oh.
(chuckles)
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What was I thinking?
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Now that I see them next to the kart,
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clearly, there is only one man
for this job.
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Mike, take a hike.
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Tonga, she's all yours, champ.
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Hang on a second.
Team Wasabi already has a driver.
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Me.
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And I'm gonna win.
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I'll thank you
to get your big giant freak foot
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off of my beautiful face!
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Oh, look at me.
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I'm gorgeous!
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- Bobby: Go, go!
- Milton: Jack, go.
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Both: Ooh.
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(screeching)
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Very smart, Jack.
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He's repeatedly trying
to drive through the wall
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to find a shortcut across the track.
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You know he's crashing, right?
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You live in your world, I'll live in mine.
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(tires screeching)
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Gah! Tad Monaco just won,
and some guy named Cam came in second.
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You know, that was a very different
experience than the video game.
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If I'd have just made it
around that first wall,
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I think I'd have really taken off.
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Yeah, right into that second wall.
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Oh, hey, buddy. That was nice driving.
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Uh...
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You must be European.
(chuckles)
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Jack, it's me, Kim.
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Kim, hey.
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I didn't know Jack was European.
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♪ kickin' it with you! ♪
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You know, I'm just posing as a boy
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to get into the Junior National 500
and make a point.
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You guys, Kim's right.
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People should judge you based on ability,
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not whether you're a boy or a girl.
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Which is why I am trying out
for those girly curly shampoo commercials.
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- No, you're not.
- No, I'm not.
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Kim has no chance
in that crummy rental kart.
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Kim.
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Would you do me the great favor
of racing my face?
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Bobby...
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00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:50,997
I'd be honored.
257
00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:52,253
All right, guys.
258
00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:53,668
If we're gonna pull this off, Kim,
259
00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:55,500
from now on,
you're gonna have to act like a dude.
260
00:10:55,583 --> 00:10:57,083
Jack, trust me. I got this.
261
00:10:57,166 --> 00:10:57,996
Team Wasabi?
262
00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:00,713
All: Team Wasabi!
263
00:11:00,792 --> 00:11:03,252
Oh, my gosh, I'm so excited.
This is gonna be so much fun.
264
00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:07,710
I mean, let's do this.
265
00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:13,245
♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪
266
00:11:13,375 --> 00:11:15,245
♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪
267
00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:16,253
(groans)
268
00:11:16,959 --> 00:11:19,499
I can't believe he's got us cleaning out
his refrigerator.
269
00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:21,083
It's disgusting in there.
270
00:11:21,417 --> 00:11:22,327
Oh, I don't know.
271
00:11:22,709 --> 00:11:24,829
Looks like he's got
some pretty interesting eats in here.
272
00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:30,961
Don't leave that refrigerator open.
273
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,458
I have a sample of something
I need to bring to the doctor.
274
00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:36,293
(gags)
275
00:11:37,208 --> 00:11:40,208
And when you're finished with that,
throw out this box of junk.
276
00:11:40,709 --> 00:11:41,749
(Harvey groans)
277
00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:44,875
Whoa.
278
00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:46,915
Jerry, check it out.
279
00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:50,578
He's got a first edition
Captain Ka-Boom comic book.
280
00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:52,079
Who's Captain Ka-Boom?
281
00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:56,133
Only the toughest, baddest superhero
there ever was.
282
00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,210
What's up with his funky utility belt?
283
00:11:58,542 --> 00:11:59,712
No, no, that's his fanny pack.
284
00:12:00,041 --> 00:12:03,171
It's where he keeps his super pixie dust
that he throws into villains' faces.
285
00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:05,918
After he does it, he just giggles
and skips away.
286
00:12:07,709 --> 00:12:08,709
Sounds awesome.
287
00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:11,208
You know, this comic's probably worth
a bunch of money.
288
00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:12,631
We should tell Harvey.
289
00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:14,075
Hey, Harvey.
290
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:15,330
You know that box?
291
00:12:15,417 --> 00:12:16,457
I said throw it out.
292
00:12:16,542 --> 00:12:17,632
Yeah, but we found something--
293
00:12:17,709 --> 00:12:19,129
I said throw it out, you!
294
00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:25,001
Oh, look!
295
00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:28,127
He's got a Captain Ka-Boom action figure.
296
00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:30,745
Listen, when you pull the string,
he says his catchphrase.
297
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,752
Captain Ka-Boom: That's it.
You're getting Ka-boomed!
298
00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:35,575
- (chimes)
- (coughs)
299
00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:43,962
As your official pit crew,
300
00:12:44,041 --> 00:12:46,751
Bobby and I are gonna make your kart
the best it can be.
301
00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:48,083
Come on, Bobby.
302
00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:49,626
Let's rotate the tires.
303
00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:53,211
The key to a good crew
is working together.
304
00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:57,790
Now, Milton and I,
we are a well-oiled machine.
305
00:12:57,875 --> 00:12:58,785
Done.
306
00:12:58,875 --> 00:12:59,825
Nice teamwork.
307
00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:03,922
So you're Team Wasabi's
new driver Cam, huh?
308
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,630
Yeah, he sure is.
309
00:13:05,709 --> 00:13:07,379
That's my boy, cam.
310
00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:08,628
Main man.
311
00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:10,075
He's a guy.
312
00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:12,542
Well, at least this time, you got a dude.
313
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,245
Before you, they had some blonde chick.
314
00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:15,383
I mean, what was she gonna do?
315
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:16,830
- Ask for directions?
- Right.
316
00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:17,957
Oh, you are gonna--
317
00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:20,251
Uh, I'll tell you this
about that blonde chick.
318
00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:23,995
She was smart and pretty
and knew how to keep her cool.
319
00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:27,036
(clicks)
320
00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:30,960
Whatever. I'm gonna win this thing.
321
00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:32,001
Come on, guys.
322
00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:37,040
Kim, you gotta relax.
323
00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:38,915
You can't let jerks like that get to you.
324
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,130
Oh, he didn't.
325
00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:43,127
I just can't wait to get out there
and take his--
326
00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:44,078
(drill whirs)
327
00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:45,996
- then I'm gonna--
- (drill whirs)
328
00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:48,543
- until he--
- (drill whirs)
329
00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:51,042
Now, let's go win this race.
330
00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:55,747
I thought it was best
you boys didn't hear all that.
331
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,044
(drill whirs)
332
00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:58,883
♪ Hey! ♪
333
00:13:59,083 --> 00:13:59,963
♪ Come on! ♪
334
00:14:00,417 --> 00:14:01,747
♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪
335
00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:04,254
I can't believe we got a thousand bucks
for that comic.
336
00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:06,415
I'm gonna use my money to buy a jet ski.
337
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:08,964
I'm gonna look so cool
pulling up to school on it.
338
00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:10,955
(chuckles)
339
00:14:11,959 --> 00:14:13,999
I'll just take the rest of Harvey's junk
and throw it out.
340
00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:16,827
Huh.
341
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:19,750
Look at this.
342
00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:25,169
My dog Ernie.
343
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,500
The best friend a man ever had.
344
00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:29,325
Oh, look at Harvey.
345
00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:31,710
He's doing something
we've never seen him do.
346
00:14:32,834 --> 00:14:34,464
Both: He's smiling.
347
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:35,712
What?
348
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,500
Well, this must be why he's so miserable.
349
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,383
He lost the only friend he ever had.
350
00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:42,747
That's so sad.
351
00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:45,125
Are you crying?
352
00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:46,881
No.
353
00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:48,962
- Are you?
- No.
354
00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:51,627
Good. Then neither one of us are crying.
355
00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:53,249
(both sniffle)
356
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,785
- (whimpers)
- (sobs)
357
00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:04,037
(engines revving)
358
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:06,125
(rock music playing)
359
00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:12,495
(buzzer beeps)
360
00:15:20,709 --> 00:15:21,629
(tires screech)
361
00:15:26,417 --> 00:15:27,497
(screeching continues)
362
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:29,923
Milton, she's not gonna make that turn.
363
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,250
You'd better tell her to slow down.
364
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:32,497
Kim Cam,
365
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,633
you're coming in hot for a turn and burn.
366
00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:37,419
Don't clutch much.
Watch the throttle, baby needs a bottle.
367
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,290
Gotta slow down the hoedown.
368
00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:40,325
- Give me that.
- What?
369
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,287
Kim, you're going way too fast.
370
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,575
I just said that.
371
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:46,246
I'm pumping the brakes
but nothing's happening.
372
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:49,290
(grunts)
373
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,077
She's going too fast.
She's gonna bounce off the wall.
374
00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:54,456
She's not gonna bounce off the wall.
375
00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:57,503
I just bounced off the wall!
376
00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:02,959
Jack: Whoa. Slow her down.
377
00:16:04,709 --> 00:16:06,749
Oh, no. Your brake line must be damaged.
378
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:09,214
Oh, it's more than that.
The brakes are destroyed.
379
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:10,460
Uh-oh. Is that bad?
380
00:16:10,959 --> 00:16:12,209
It means the race is over.
381
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:13,380
Oh, did we win?
382
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,500
No, it means Kim can't finish the race.
383
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:17,423
What?
384
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:20,825
You're not gonna want to hear this.
385
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:23,211
(drill whirs)
386
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:32,036
It's not really working out with you
and the other genius.
387
00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:36,794
I don't like you, and I requested
a couple of new volunteers.
388
00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:39,955
You poor, lonely old man.
389
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,751
(stuttering)
Hey, what are you...
390
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,254
What are you doing? Get off of me!
391
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:47,253
Look, we know why
you are the way that you are.
392
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,995
You haven't had a real friend
in a very long time.
393
00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:51,133
(scoffs)
394
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,420
(dog whining)
395
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:58,325
Harvey, this is your new friend, Casey.
396
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,417
Oh. Look at you, boy.
397
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,000
You're beautiful.
398
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:03,878
Aw, thank you.
399
00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:04,959
But what about the dog?
400
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,670
I was talking about the dog.
401
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:10,955
Come to papa. Yeah, yeah.
(mumbles)
402
00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:14,829
- Dude.
- Jerry, we did a good thing today.
403
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,378
Hey, you know that feeling
you said I'd get from volunteering?
404
00:17:17,959 --> 00:17:19,249
I'm feeling it right here.
405
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:20,713
- (Casey barking)
- Harvey: No, boy.
406
00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:22,502
No, that's my turkey sandwich.
407
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,580
Why are you looking at me that way?
408
00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:26,382
Down, boy.
409
00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:27,418
(screams)
410
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,170
Uh, should we go in there and help?
411
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,460
(Harvey yells)
412
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:34,000
No. We should probably
just call someone for help.
413
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:34,963
Good call.
414
00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:38,785
Kim, you have no brakes.
415
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:39,875
You can't race.
416
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,209
But I have to beat Tad.
417
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,380
I'm sorry, but without brakes,
you'll just spin out.
418
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:44,789
Wait, that's it.
419
00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:48,792
Guys, you know the game I play
at Falafel Phil's called Spin Out?
420
00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:51,665
Really? You think this is a good time
to brag about your high score?
421
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:54,040
No, listen. Sometimes, in the game,
you lose your brakes
422
00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:55,245
and the only way to make a turn
423
00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:57,503
is by doing something
called the Daytona Drift.
424
00:17:57,583 --> 00:17:59,883
Oh, the Daytona-what-now?
425
00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:02,415
It's a racing move
where you slam on the gas
426
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,330
and yank the steering wheel
away from the turn.
427
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,378
Got it.
428
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:08,955
No!
429
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,210
Bobby, she'll be fine.
430
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:11,210
Who cares?
431
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,000
She just ran over all my piggies.
432
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,254
(tires screech)
433
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:23,583
(tense music)
434
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:35,376
- (tires screeching)
- (thuds)
435
00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:39,288
All right, Kim.
436
00:18:39,375 --> 00:18:41,125
You're gaining ground,
but here comes the big turn.
437
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:42,995
Jack, it's just a game.
438
00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:44,253
This is never gonna work.
439
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,423
Well, you have a better idea?
440
00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:49,214
Start drifting, baby.
441
00:18:51,542 --> 00:18:53,252
Whoa. Ah, give me that.
442
00:18:57,750 --> 00:18:59,920
What happens in the game
if you can't drift?
443
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,380
You slam into the wall
and your car explodes.
444
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,250
Kim, you got this.
445
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:15,043
(tires screeching)
446
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,753
- (cheering)
- Yes!
447
00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:31,751
Kim, you did it. You were amazing.
448
00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:35,212
That was crazy. What were you thinking?
449
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:36,829
- Whoa!
- (grunts)
450
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:40,785
Jack: Yes!
451
00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:44,036
That was some of the greatest driving
I have ever seen.
452
00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:45,708
Congratulations, son.
453
00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:47,667
Actually, uh...
454
00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:51,084
- I'm a girl.
- (whimpers)
455
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,790
This dude's a girl?
456
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:54,915
That's illegal.
457
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,040
You know, so is removing
somebody's brake line.
458
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:57,955
Tad.
459
00:19:58,041 --> 00:19:59,131
Who cares about her brakes?
460
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:01,540
She shouldn't have been racing
which means I won.
461
00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:03,375
No, you lost. And you cheated.
462
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,825
I'm suspending you from racing for a year.
463
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:07,753
The trophy goes to Kim.
464
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:10,714
From now on, you qualify, you race,
465
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:13,332
whether you're a boy or a girl.
466
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:14,375
(Milton and Kim chuckles)
467
00:20:15,959 --> 00:20:17,669
The good news is I fixed the kart.
468
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,170
I tightened up the brakes
so we'll be ready for the next race.
469
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,210
Uh, but Bobby, you don't know
what you're doing.
470
00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:24,670
I certainly do!
(screams)
471
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:25,920
(crashing)
472
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:29,996
Oh.
473
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:31,503
♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪
474
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:37,290
How's Milton doing?
475
00:20:37,917 --> 00:20:39,077
I don't think he's gonna make it.
476
00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:41,917
Come on, Milton. You can do it.
You're almost there.
477
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,210
Both: Come on, come on.
478
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:46,383
(dings)
479
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:47,328
Milton: Oh!
480
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:51,416
- I did it! I did it!
- (cheering)
481
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,207
Milton: I didn't fall off once.
482
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,503
In your face, Donald.
483
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,375
I'm going again.
484
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,075
Whoa.
485
00:21:02,917 --> 00:21:04,917
(closing theme music)
486
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:27,880
Man: Poor soul.
487
00:21:27,959 --> 00:21:28,789
(dog snarls, barks)
488
00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:32,787
Boy: Yes!
489
00:21:32,837 --> 00:21:37,387
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